Back Relief Ice Creams
Yes, water gives you back relief by filling the gels inside your intervertebral discs. If they are not full you get back pain from the pressure of gravity pulling your vertebrae down onto your spinal nerves, which exit and enter your spinal cord at the level of your intervertebral discs.
And while your Back Relief Ice Creams give you long term nutrition for back relief via their high quality of vitamin, mineral and enzyme content, you can also have other ice creams for breakfast every morning so that you get a wide variety of those nutrients. Try Covid Conquering Ice Cream (also called the Incredible Hulk Formula), Super Memory Ice Cream and Wrinkle Softening Ice Cream, or any of the healthy ice creams below that you might like to taste.
Incredible Hulk Ice Cream Energy. Strength. Power.
I reduced the symptoms of Covid to zero in 7 minutes using massage on Lamina Propria 1.1 with a repeated affirmation. I woke up with the symptoms again the next morning, so I reduced it in half the time using the massage with prayer!
The virus did its normal thing in my body over the next 14 days. I could feel its progress, but enjoyed my life normally, except for keeping social distance. On the eleventh day I cycled (not an electric bike) 60kms to a friend's birthday party and back, had a swim and did more exercises. I felt great! Why? Nutrition!
You see, Covid strips the walls of your red blood cells (RBCs) of selenium. So I had Brazil nuts - some days 3, some days 6, some days 9 and even 12. I also had tahini, which has 3-4 times the amount of iron than red meat. My RBCs thrived!
Then, a couple of years after Covid, I added pecan nuts for their copper to the formula. It's part of hemoglobin, which delivers oxygen from your RBCs to your tissues. I felt like the Incredible Hulk - strong, energetic and powerful!
So the formula is 2-3 Brazil nuts from South America (certainly not from Australia, whose soil is deficient in selenium) plus a tablespoon of unhulled tahini (the unhulled variety has 20 times the calcium than the hulled) plus 4-5 pecan halves, blended or at least grated for better absorption.
Then I added Vitamin C by grating the rind of half a mandarin. It helps the absorption of iron. And I mixed it together with the juice of a mandarin, for taste, until the whole mixture turned into a cream. At this time please avoid tea, which inhibits the absorption of iron, making you feel weak.
Incredible Hulk Ice Cream (also called Covid Conquering Ice Cream)
The blending chews the nuts 1,000 times, making them more bioavailable. And if you freeze the mixture the freezing and thawing process bursts open the cells for even better nutrition. That's why I like making ice creams of fruit and nuts.
The best fruits to overcome Covid - and so the ones to add into your blender to make Covid Conquering Ice Cream - are the citrus fruits such as grapefruit, lemon, lime, orange, mandarin and, best of all, sweet lime/lemon from India. If you don't have those, try pineapple, mango or kiwi fruit - fruits high in Vitamin C.
Just add one third of a can of coconut cream into the blender. And if you have a large blender rather than a one-person bullet, multiply the amounts of the ingredients by four for four people.
If you have children tailor the amounts according to weight. So if your child is half your weight, give the child half the amount.
The cream is the first pressing of the coconut and the milk is the second pressing, thus far less nutritious, so use the cream rather than the milk. This will add sweetness to the mixture.
Caution
Nuts and seeds are extremely high in protein. You only need a closed fist of nuts per day, and one of seeds. Once you have that, make the rest of your day without excess protein.
You see, excess protein causes congestion, catarrh, colds, coughs, covids, cataracts, clots, cancers, flus, viruses, bacteria and other germs to thrive. Human mother's milk has 2% protein, and protein is for growth. Infants grow 2-3 times their weight in 6 months, much more than a body-builder.
Foods with excess protein
All animal products
All legumes except whole, brown rice, which is 2%
All nuts
All seeds, including grains
That's why if you follow the instructions from Genesis 1:29, about what food suits the human metabolism best, you get the best health and you recover fastest from most metabolic dis-eases. Genesis 1:29 says "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed". In other words, eat fruit and greens. I like to have fruit in the morning, with a closed fist of seeds, such as tahini (yum! especially if you mix it with a bit of water into a cream first), and greens at lunch with a few, grated nuts, such as Brazil nuts and pecans.
How does this work?
Most metabolic dis-ease comes from toxicity. Protein such as gelatine forms jelly. 14 out of the 20 proteins that you eat are hydrophilic - water-loving. They coagulate. The protein in the AstraZeneca "vaccine" - a drug which is now banned - called histidine, is hydrophilic, as well as being the basis of histamine, a hormone that causes inflammation.
Just six proteins are hydrophobic. They push water away. So excess protein helps to cause constipation (impactions in your bowels, like protein balls), cataracts (excess protein in the lenses of your eyes), clots (coagulations in your bloodstream) and cancers.
Imagine a cell inside a coating of jelly. It cannot get oxygen. When it loses 60% of its oxygen it turns to sugar for more energy. This is called cancer.
This process of losing oxygen causing cancer was described first by Dr Otto Warburg. He won the Nobel prize for his discovery.
The biology is clear. If you eat excess protein you can get cancers. If you remove excess protein from your diet the cancers slow or reverse. I had seven sunspots on the backs of my hands. I got rid of them in seven hours.
It was easy. I had fruit for breakfast - that's all. I did a special breathing technique and sustained it for seven hours. The sunspots dis-appeared as the cancerous cells returned to normal because they got normal levels of oxygen. They slowly sunk back into the normal skin as normal cells.
Dr Rudolph Breuss has proved this by putting 45,000 on a juice diet for 42 days, which reversed their cancers.
Incredible Hulk Nut Butter
Normal, unhulled tahini has twice as much absorbable iron as red meat. Activated tahini has four times as much, so you only need to eat half as much to get the same amount of iron.
So 15-50 year old (menstruating) women need 7 steaks a day to get enough iron, or ??? tablespoons of unhulled tahini, or ??? tablespoons of activated tahini.
How to Activate Sesame Seeds
Soak them in purified water overnight. Pour off the liquid, which contains the oxalates and phytates that prevent absorption. Do the same with 2-3 Brazil nuts and 4-5 pecan nuts.
How to Boost Bioavailability
Grind activated sesame seeds into a paste with a mortar and pestle. Or use a blender, which makes them very bitty - not as good. Or use a coffee grinder, which makes a smooth paste or halva.
Sweet and Tasty Tahini
Add the activated Brazil nuts and activated pecan nuts. It makes a sweet and tasty Incredible Hulk Nut Butter, which delivers a massive oxygen hit to your tissues. This gives you high energy, strength and power all day long, without the up and down energy rollercoaster given by caffeine or sugar. You then sleep well at night, without the disturbed sleep given by caffeine or sugar. Your need for caffeine and sugar falls away because you simply don't need them for artificial stimulation any more - you feel GREAT!
Iron Woman
Red meat has 0.7mgs of absorbable iron per 100 gms. You need 700 gms or 7 steaks a day! Activated Tahini has 1.7mgs of absorbable iron per 100 gms. You need 2.5 times less than red meat, which is 280 gms per day, or 18.5 tablespoons!
Luckily, you can increase absorbability by having Activated Tahini drizzled on citrus fruit or pineapple, which have plenty of vitamin C, which helps with iron absorption. The same is true for deep green, leafy veggies, so I like to have four handfuls of raw, deep green, leafy veggies a day with activated tahini.
activEarth are are in stores all over Australia. They produce activated nuts and seeds, including activated tahini, which contains, I believe, 9mgs of iron in 100gms of their activated tahini. That's 3-4 times the iron of red meat. They make 500gm bottles, so one bottle should last you 5 days, because you should also be getting iron from deep green, leafy veggies (4 open handfuls per day) such as fennel and dill (which has 16 times the iron of beetroot) and red veggies such as beetroot, hibiscus flowers (don't eat the stem unless you have diarrhea), rose petals, nasturtiums and, of course, pecans and olives.
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Garden of Eden in South Tweed
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Calcium and Tahini
If you have too much calcium and it hardens the plaque in your arteries you get blockages in your circulation. The narrowing can be a few percent, which is not a problem because it won't cause a heart attack. But over 50% may cause a heart attack, so you need to reduce it using vitamin K2 and nattokinase.
First you make too much lipoprotein, which is fatty acids ("lipo") and amino acids ("protein"). This damages arterial walls, causing atherosclerosis.
Atherosclerosis is not the same as arteriosclerosis, which refers to “hardening of the arteries,” which means the arteries thicken and lose flexibility. Arteriosclerosis has several different causes. Atherosclerosis, which develops from fatty plaque build up, is a common type of arteriosclerosis.
Atherosclerosis can affect most of the arteries in the body, including arteries in the heart, brain, arms, legs, pelvis, reproductive organs and kidneys. It has different names based on which arteries are affected.
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Coronary artery disease (CAD) is plaque build up in the arteries of your heart.
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Peripheral artery disease (PAD) most often is plaque build up in the arteries of the legs, but it can also build up in your arms or pelvis.
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Carotid artery disease is plaque build up in the neck arteries. It reduces blood flow to the brain.
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Renal artery stenosis is plaque build up in the arteries that supply blood to your kidneys.
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Vertebral artery disease is atherosclerosis in the arteries that supply blood to the back of the brain. This area of the brain controls body functions that are needed to keep you alive. Read more about disorders affecting blood supply to the back of the brain.
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Mesenteric artery Ischemia is plaque build up in the arteries that supply the intestines with blood.
Reduced blood flow can lead to symptoms such as angina. If a plaque bursts, a blood clots may form that may block the artery completely or travel to other parts of the body. Blockages, either complete or incomplete, can cause complications, including heart attack, stroke, vascular dementia, erectile dysfunction, or limb loss. Atherosclerosis can cause death and disability.
Then you add calcium. Unhulled Tahini and Black Tahini and Activated Tahini have 20 times more calcium than hulled tahini, which still has 3-4 times the iron of red meat. So if you have some blockage of your arteries, which you probably do if you live mostly on animal products, you need to change your diet and use the unhulled tahini until you have have released all of the excess calcium.
Iron Metabolism
After being on the Incredible Hulk formula for a couple of months I could feel a lack. I was losing strength. So I tested for Vitamin B12, which is very important for metabolising iron, and it was true that I needed some. So I took a Vitamin B12 tablet, and my strength returned.
Not one to like taking pills, I waited until the loss of strength and energy returned. It wasn't great, just a dip in my levels. This time I took a punnet of alfalfa sprouts, which helped half way. So I tried Kim Chi, which is a Korean recipe for cabbage. That worked well too, then continued for a day as the B12 bacteria grew in my intestines.
Then I tried banana skin, which didn't work well, mushrooms, which didn't work well and potatoes, which didn't work well either. And I tried coconut yogurt, which didn't do a lot either. So it became obvious that the best source of Vitamin B12 is the bacteria in my own intestines.
So I tried sauerkraut, the German formula for fermented cabbage. The Edgell brand did very little, as did a Polish brand, but the Wicked brand did well. Its cabbage was softer, so it had more culture in it.
I tried another brand of Kim Chi as well, and that didn't work as well as the Wicked brand of Kim Chi. The cabbage wasn't as soft, so it had fermented for less time and contained less bacteria.
So for the best results have some well-fermented sauerkraut or Kim Chi for B12. The better the flora in your intestines the better you will feel.
Laughing Monkey Ice Creams
Have you heard of Super Memory Ice Cream, Wrinkle Reduction Ice Cream or Death by Chocolate Ice Cream for Dropping Diabetes? No, because nobody else in the world knows the recipes except a handful of cheeky monkeys.
I tested each recipe on my monkey friends at classes. For example, they had two dessertspoons of Wrinkle Reducing Ice Cream, then closed their eyes, relaxed and breathed correctly 14 times, and their wrinkles reduced. We watched and felt it happen.
It's all about the right combination of fruits and vegetables with nuts and seeds to give you the best nutrition for that body part - for example, for your facial skin for wrinkles or for skin smoothing. The ice creams are delicious and so nutritious that you can eat them each morning for breakfast.
When you blend the fruit and vegetables into a smoothie it chews them a thousand times. When you freeze the smoothie into an ice cream it bursts open the cells for richer nutrition.
Cheeky Monkey has designed over 70 tasty, nutritionally dense ice creams for healing which you cannot get anywhere in the world. You make them yourself out of organically grown or spray and dusting free plant food. Yes, you need a blender and a freezer. Yes, they are all plant-based recipes.
Laughter Party song
When you run an Ice Cream party, start with this song!
Laughing Monkey Lifestyle Poster
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Laughing Monkey Medicine
Laughing is boosted breathing. Breathing is 14,000 times more powerful than food when it comes to health and healing, recovery and rejuvenation.
So laugh with your tongue forward and in 14 short out bursts in one out breath. That's right, place the tip of your tongue over your bottom teeth and down into the front gutter between your bottom lip and bottom gum.
This reflex point, when touched (you don't need to press hard, just touch it or the "string" that runs across there) helps to relieve cramps such as asthma, angina, stitch, leg cramps, back spasm, muscular aches and pains, stiff neck and shoulders, high blood pressure, birthing cramps (about 50% of birthing pain), migraines (cramping of the muscles around the blood vessels in the brain) and much more. The root of your tongue sits on your airway, so it's lifted and you can breathe more freely.
Listen closely to discover sooo much more!
Taste Rating
We rate the taste of our ice creams from 0 – 10. The ones rating zero taste horrible but may be worth eating purely for their health giving effects.
The ones rated 10 taste awesome but may be just as medicinal as the ones rated zero. It’s up to you to choose what you want.
For example, when introducing others to the concept of laughing being the best medicine, we suggest that you do demonstrations using ice creams that taste great. For example, you could take a person with sunspots or moles, feel the sunspots for roughness and size, then have that person eat 7 – 14 tablespoonfuls of Cancer Conquering Ice Cream.
After 14 x 14 laughs using the sound "o" as in "hot", feel the sunspots or moles again to notice how their size and roughness have decreased. This decrease may not be by a lot if your demonstration model is a poor breather. It may only be minimal.
On the other hand, if your demonstration model is capable of relaxing and breathing in a relaxed, deep manner into the belly, then the amount of change in that short time could be up to 20%.
You can also do demonstrations like this with Pain Relief, Back Pain Relief, Lower Back Pain Relief and Spine Straightening Ice Creams. The key to great results is deep, relaxed, belly breathing and sipping purified water.
You can also do demonstrations with Wrinkle Softening, Face Lift, Skin Smoothing and Rosy Cheeks Ice Creams. How many women do you know who would love to attend a Skin Smoothing or Face Lift Ice Cream Party?
Taste Rating 0 = Ugh! Awful, but still good for you
Taste Rating 1 = Medicinal
Taste Rating 2 = Boring
Taste Rating 3 = Bland
Taste Rating 4 = Tasty
Taste Rating 5 = Yummy
Taste Rating 6 = Mouth-watering
Taste Rating 7 = Intense
Taste Rating 8 = Delicious
Taste Rating 9 = Wonderful
Taste Rating 10 = Awesome
Wrinkle Softening
Wrinkle Softening Ice Cream for Dry Skin Types
Wrinkle Softening Ice Cream for Sensitive Skin Types
Wrinkle Softening Ice Cream for Oily Skin Types
Skin Smoothing Ice Cream for Dry Skin Types
Skin Smoothing Ice Cream for Sensitive Skin Types
Skin Smoothing Ice Cream for Oily Skin Types
Skin Healing Ice Cream, Taste Rating = 5
Face Lift
Face Lift Ice Cream for Dry Skin Types Taste Rating = 8
Face Lift Ice Cream for Sensitive Skin Types Taste Rating = 8
Face Lift Ice Cream for Oily Skin Types Taste Rating = 8
Age Reversal Pudding Taste Rating =
Age Reversal Ice Cream Taste Rating = 8
Lip Enhancing Ice Cream Taste Rating = 5
Back Pain Relief
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Back Pain Relief Ice Cream
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Lower Back Pain Relief Ice Cream
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Spinal Alignment Ice Cream
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Intervertebral Disc Ice Cream
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Bone Building Ice Cream
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Back Pain Relief Yoga
If you still have a sore back do the breathing given with the recipe.
If this doesn’t work, your condition may be more serious and you may need to do the full program. In this case, buy a book with the back pain relief procedures in it to get a deeper understanding of how to handle your back pain, straighten your own spine and use nutrition to nourish and rebuild your back and spine. In this way, you can get back pain relief, including lower back pain relief, mid back pain relief IF you apply the full program as given in the books.
Cancer Conquering Ice Creams
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7 CANCERS CONQUERED IN 7 HOURS
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Yes, I had seven sunspots on the backs of my hands. I did one, specific technique and sustained it over the next seven hours, and all of the sunspots disappeared back into the skin, becoming normal, skin cells again. It was not done with food, it was done with breathing, which is 14,000 times more powerful than food when it comes to healing. To learn more, go to the book called "Laughing Gas for Cancer".
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Cancer Conquering Ice Cream
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Cancer Conquering Pumpkin Salsa
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Cancer Quashing Ice Cream
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Cancer Crushing Ice Cream
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Cancer Quelling Molybdenum Pesto
The Cause behind Cancer
YOUR 7 EMOTIONAL PAINS & HOW TO RELEASE THEM WITH RAINBOW TAPPING
Instant Enlightenment
Flower Of Love Auras Of Consciousness
Happiness Hormones Ice Creams
Happiness comes from being on purpose. When you have a goal and journey towards it step by step, you receive the satisfaction of a job well doing.
Depression Reducing Ice Cream
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Zesty Cleansing Ice Cream For Toxic Karmic Patterns
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Compassion Ice Cream
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Enlightenment Ice Cream
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Advanced Enlightenment Ice Cream
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Liberation Ice Cream
Intimacy and Romance
If you have Shaggers Back, bad knees or other problems with structures such as your hips, lower back, mid back, upper back, neck, shoulders, elbows, wrists and jaw, this page may be too advanced for you. Please go back to the page called ‘Back Pain Beaten in 7 Minutes’ and learn the program to restore your body to full fitness.
If you are fit enough to handle the energy generated by the techniques in this program, then go ahead and learn the following.
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How to get the best table at a restaurant.
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How to set up the table to relax, attract and seduce the lover your want?
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The 7 Languages of Love and how to discover which ones your lover responds to best.
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Spiralic Seduction – NOT to be done in a restaurant.
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The 7 Steps of Tantric Love Making.
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The 7 Advanced Steps of Tantric Love Making.
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How to Keep Your Husband – how to avoid turning your prince charming into a frog.
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You may even wish to go further in your romantic exploration to learn relationship techniques from the African Love Queen herself. These include
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The Cushioner Share Technique™ for boundary setting.
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How to include your lover in the deep space of your heart.
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How a 13 year old school girl got to marry one of the biggest acting superstars on the planet, Tom Cruise – and how YOU can get the man of your dreams too.
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The Shopping List Technique – how to go beyond the Secret Law of Attraction and the Abundance Code to the Manifestation Principle.
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How to clear the blocks to manifesting the love you want, the career you want and the wealth within.
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How To See If Your Man Is Cheating On You
ICE CREAMS
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African Love Queen Ice Cream
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Super Stud Ice Cream
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Jungle Love Ice Cream
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Rape Off Ice Cream
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Prostate Empowering Ice Cream
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Life of the Party Ice Cream
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Sexy Vegan
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SEXY VEGAN LIFESTYLE
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Your 7 FREE Top Tantalising Ice Creams
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Sexy Vegan Headbands
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Sexy Vegan Organic Potato Chips
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SexyVegans.XYZ
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Sexy Vegan Chocolate Bread
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How To Make A Chocolate Ice Cream That’s Good For You
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Super Sauces, Soups And Stews
Laughing Monkey Children's Ice Creams
Cheeky Monkey says "My mother had to call me several times. "Clean up your mess and come to the dinner table!" This happens in many families. Laughing Monkey Ice Creams solves that problem.
It’s like this. When you remove the ice cream from your freezer ring a little bell. Let your children know that the ice cream will be ready in 15 minutes after they have cleared away their mess. Use the words ‘Don’t miss out’. Your children will love you.
Do this before breakfast, before lunch and before dinner so that your children are eating plenty of fruit to prevent major, long term, severe or terminal illnesses such as diabetes, heart disease and cancer. Happy family!”
Family Healing
How to Use Laughing Monkey Ice Creams to Heal Your Whole Family
Before you do anything else – in other words RIGHT NOW – book mark or favourite this page.
Then, find the ice cream that is most likely what you need. For example, if you have a sore back try Back Pain Relief Ice Cream - the one that Breath Testing says is best for you at this time. As well, do the breathing given with the recipe. You may also like to try the breathing given in several pages on this website, starting with Laughing Monkey Medicine.
Please realise that using the ice creams and the breathing, although they are the start and centre of any health program, may only be a temporary solution. In the long term, you need to cleanse, rebuild and rebalance your back and spine. So, in the long term, you need to study the books and videos and listen to the music for all three back programs.
20% of 20 year olds have back pain right now. 50% of 50 year olds have back pain right now and 70% of 70 year olds have back pain right now. Cheeky Monkey was told that he would be in a wheelchair by the time he was 40, but, because of this program which he developed for himself and thousands of his students, he is around 70 and running up sand dunes!
The same is true for other health programs. It doesn’t matter if you wish to heal yourself from asthma, cancer, diabetes, heart disease, muscular aches and pains, obesity, low energy or any other long term, severe or terminal illness. Your body will heal itself if you give it the right conditions, including nutrition, exercise and affirmation or prayer.
To this end, besides your ice creams and your back pain relief program, we will also be putting up natural, self healing programs for asthma, cancer, diabetes, heart disease, inflammation, chronic pain, obesity, low energy and much more. That means that over the next 2 years you will see a great deal of new information going up on this website.
This comes from Cheeky Monkey's 59 years of experience in profound mediation, nutrition and natural health and healing. That’s right, you will gain access to the amazing breadth of knowledge and deep wisdom of the only monkey on this planet who has the ability to design healing ice creams by combining the right fruits in the right proportions.
The knowledge that you will learn from this amazing monkey , who saved my life, includes movement, sunshine, breath, sleep, positive attitude, food and water. Download it, study it and practise it. I hope that it will transform your life as it has mine.
Glove Therapy
Glove Therapy and Laughing Monkey Ice Cream Therapy
Wear gloves while you eat. It improves your digestion.
Why? Because many of the massage points of your hands relate to particular hormones and hormone receptors that relate to digestion. For example, wearing a glove on your left hand only warms insulin reflexes and gives your endocrine pancreas more microcirculation – in other words, more circulation through its capillaries.
Better circulation in the capillaries of any tissue improves its function, because it gets better nutrition. You could, for example, make a very small glove for the second bone of your right, little finger and wear it there to reduce high eye pressure, thus preventing blindness from glaucoma or cataracts. Would it work completely?
Unfortunately, the answer is no. It would help, but you cannot completely prevent or overcome glaucoma or cataracts with one technique alone. There is no “silver bullet”. You CAN, however, do it with a full, natural health lifestyle program including this technique.
You see, your body is not a golden statue. It changes all the time. The better you treat it the better it gets. The worse you treat it the worse it gets. If you eat or drink caffeine, which raises eye pressure, and eat excess protein, which congests the lenses of your eyes, causing blurring and cataracts, you will still go blind.
And if you have artificial lenses put in your eyes you will still be partially blind. You will not have the accommodation that you used to have, because an artificial lens is static, unmoving. An artificial lens cannot accommodate for distance like your own, natural lens can.
So the answer to blindness is not in a reflex point. It IS in a full, natural, self healing program including the reflex point, a normal protein diet (foods which have less than 2% protein), a caffeine free diet, movement which removes waste from your eyes (trampolining), sunshine, pure water and deep relaxation – because your eyes need to be deeply relaxed to release waste.
Why relaxation? Your capillary sphincters are the doorways to your capillaries, and they let most blood through when they are relaxed. What tightens them? Negative emotion and coldness. What relaxes them? Positive emotion and warmth.
For example, when the weather turns towards the cold of winter, wear a sock on your left foot only, or wear two socks on your left foot and one on your right. This will clear your nose, sinuses and ears of excess mucous, if you stop eating excess protein.
That’s right, try this for three weeks. Eat organically grown fruits and vegetables ONLY, no nuts, grains and seeds, and of course, no animal products. Less mucous brings less colds and flus, and clarity to your upper respiratory tract.
Less asthma, less bronchitis, less pleurisy, less pneumonia, less coughing, less sneezing, less wheezing, less chest constriction, less pain and more energy. Less drugs, less side effects. More health.
It’s the same with Laughing Monkey Ice Cream. Yes, seven swallows of Back Pain Relief Ice Cream followed immediately by doing Back Pain Relief Breathing helps to relieve back pain, but it’s not targeted enough to rebuild a particular part of your back that’s causing the pain, so your pain will return.
When, however, you target the part of your back where the problem is, such as your lower back, you will get more relief. To do this, get your Back Pain Relief book right now.
When, however, you target the part of your lower back where your problem is, such as your lower spine, you will get even more relief. To do this, get your 7 Spine Straightening Secrets Pack right now.
When, however, you add the nutrition for your back and spine, you will gradually stop your back pain from recurring, so that you don’t even need the relief. Cheeky was told that he would be in a wheelchair by the time he was 40 years old, and he's around 70 and running up sand dunes!
And he hasn't had back pain since he was 22 (except twice, both times moving house and straining his back, when he lay down on hisbed and relieved the pain himself and straightened his own spine through relaxation). To do this, get your Back Pain Relief in 7 Seconds book right now.
How to Buy a Good Blender
When you massage any point on your body, clockwise affects the Yin relating to that point and anti-clockwise affects the Yang. For example, when you massage your left palm or the bones on the back of your left hand clockwise relaxes your pancreatic ducts (Yin) and anti- clockwise relaxes your salivary ducts (Yang).
It’s the same when buying a blender. If the blades spin clockwise they give a Yin effect to the food. If the blades spin anti-clockwise – that is when looking down at the blades as if it is the clock they give a Yang effect to your foods.
Most cases of illness are Yin deficient. Most back pain and skeletal pain comes from Yin deficiency therefore it is imperative that you buy a blender whose blades spin clockwise. To make sure of this take a clock with you when going out to buy.
You’ll see that you can spin the blades with your fingers in both directions. Look to see, however, which side of the blades is serrated! This is the leading edge of the blades when the blender is in operation. Move the blades so that the serrated edge leads and you’ll easily see if they spin clockwise (the direction of the movement of the hands on a clock face) or anti-clockwise. ONLY buy a blender if the blades spin in a clockwise direction.
As well, plastic is carcinogenic so don’t buy a plastic jug. Buy a blender with a glass jug. Follow this same principle when you buy foods. Buy them at a farmers market and when you get home put them into glass jars or refrigeration using glass or china.
Yin and Yang
Yin systems include your Muscular System, your Respiratory System, your Skeletal System, your Reproductive System and your Circulatory System. Thus, Yin is imperative for high blood sugar, diabetes, high blood pressure, rough, dry, oily or flaky skin, lower back pain, mid back pain, upper back pain, neck pain, shoulder pain, hip pain, chest pain, heart pain, angina, cardiovascular disease, cancer, asthma, kidney disease and, of course, muscular aches and pains.
As well, your eyes are Yin. So if you have high eye pressure, glaucoma, macular degeneration, blurring of your vision, short sightedness (myopia), or astigmatism you must use Yin and avoid caffeine and sugar.
How to Double your Business with Laughing Monkey Ice Creams
Everybody loves ice cream. A Mama Monkey was standing on the Great Wall of China at 16 degrees below and people were eating ice cream! As well, one monkey 90 minutes just to taste the new ice cream that Cheeky Monkey had created!
So it doesn’t matter if your business is in psychic readings, massage, heaven-scented organic, essential oils, yoga, organic baby clothes or other vegan, natural health and healing endeavours. Create and promote Laughing Monkey Ice Cream Parties™! One week it could be tasting Face Lift Ice Cream. Another week could be for African Love Queen Ice Cream™. A third week could be for Iron Tonic Ice Cream™. Whatever the party change the ice cream every week so that your clients will want to keep coming back for the new taste.
Many cones are made of vegan foods, so you can easily present the ice creams in a cone. Share some laughing - starting with 14 outburst laughing. Then, for example, tell them that 25% of the world’s pesticides are sprayed on cotton and sell them your organic, cotton clothing or, tell them the benefits of relaxing, essential oils for massage and sell them a bottle of your favourite massage oil.
Cheeky Monkey says “I do not allow children into my adult classes UNLESS they have had infant massage from the time they were born. Then they are angels.” So if you want to avoid the tantrum twos and the terrible teens feed your children on organic, Laughing Monkey Ice Creams™ and massage them every day.
Vitarian Message
The Clear Vitarian Message Is simple – Peacefulness through Non-Violence. Do no harm, to humanimals or other animals and bring peace through individual peacefulness. Bring love by random acts of loving kindness and bring deep joy by forgiving yourself as well as other animals by sharing Laughing Monkey Ice Creams™!
