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Kids

, This page contains jokes, books and songs that children up to the age of 12 may enjoy. Please read them to them or give them to them for their own entertainment.

Laughter Party

Laugh with your friends every day! Practise infectious laughing by laughing with your tongue forwards!

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Step by Step

Step by step, rebuild your life in freedom, constrained by the boundaries of love.,

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Smile! Smile! Smile!

A smile is your most attractive feature. Keep smiling!

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Happy Just to Hug

Remind your parents that seven breath hugs boost your hormones so that they get the energy to keep supporting you!

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Aussie Gold!

GOLD! GOLD! GOLD!

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Every Day in Every Way

Retrain your child mind with repeated, musical affirmations.

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Holy Spirit, Activate!

A great kids' song to do with the moves! Activate your body!

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How to Listen to God

When I was 10 years old my mother joined the Religious Society of Friends, or "Quakers". They sat in silence - profound meditation - for an hour. Occasionally a member would rise to speak from the heart.

I asked mum "What do  I do?" She said "Sit still and wait for the still, small voice of God inside you." Nothing happened. So I prayed. Nothing happened ... that I knew of. 

Then I learned that God speaks to you through others, through signs - such as a feather or a word that stands out to you from a book that you're reading - through flowers that sing to you, through the warming sun and through rainbows.

Closer than all that, God speaks to you through Lower Belly Breathing. When you breathe in your lower belly must go out, and when you breathe out your lower belly must go in, and when you breathe in your lower belly must go out. 

Make a statement, such as "This body needs a water right now". That's probably true, and certainly true if you have had no water for a few hours. So your lower belly will breathe correctly in the next 14 breaths. God approves.

Now make the statement "This body needs 24D pesticide right now." Your belly will go in when you breathe in and out when you breathe out, and you will be doing shallow, chest-started breathing! God does NOT approve.

Now you can take any statement from an adviser, a friend, a healer, a priest, a pastor, a drug and dagger dealer, a parent or even a teacher, and check it with your breathing. If it's not true for you God will not approve. If it's true for you God will approve.

So if you are offered a drug, such as a cup of coffee or an energy drink, or even a bar of chocolate, which is usually two drugs (caffeine and sugar) Breath Test it. Your body may prefer water! Test this!

Remember that what is true for you is not necessarily true for others. For example, if you test "My name is John" and that is true, it will not be true for Joan. 

So test all sentences that challenge you. If in doubt, test! For example, some say that "Every word of the Bible is true". Not for me! I have tested the truth of the Bible for me, and it turns out to be 60% true. The Gospel of Thomas turns out to be 80% true, for me. The Book of Mormon turns out to be 80% true, for me. Test them for yourself.

Imagine a young man translating Egyptian hieroglyphics into English. Did the Egyptian exactly represent what took place? No, just generally. Did the translation do justice to the original Egyptian? No, just approximate.

 

Even contemporaneous notes in a courtroom may be flawed by inaccuracies. So taking things word for word, or phrase for phrase, as being literally true, leads to many untruths in the Bible. But finding the meaning and the lesson from the passage of writing works well. So ask those questions - what is the meaning of this passage, and what is the lesson that I need to learn from it. Test the possible answers and find which ones pertain to you.

For more on Rainbow Moments in which you hear from God, go to the children's book called "Rainbow Moments" by Nikki Rogers which you can get from Nikki's website called www.createdtobe.com.au
 

Toilet Music for Constipated Kids

Yes, kids love shit and pee songs until they are 12 years old, when their minds turn to more adult pursuits. So keep them happily going with this song until they are 12!

Alice in Wonderland, Part 1

Alice joins the March Hare, the Mad Hatter and the Dormouse at the table and they sing some recipes in song, including the Grapefruit Game, Amazing Grace, Sweetcorm/Amaizing Graize, Adzuki Beans in Beet and Strawberries and Cream.

Alice in Wonderland, Part 2

The dormouse tells his story - the Big Wind at Eating Park - and gives you some recipes in song, including Kefir Coconut Yogurt, Corn and Potato Pie, Pineapple Porridge, Avocado Cream over Zucchini and Spring Veggies.

How Rapture the Mermaid Learned to Sing

Boost your singing skills with rapture!

How Arthur the Ant Learned to Act

Boost your acting skills methodically.

How the Little Angel Learned Truth Testing

Learn to discern.

Seven Ways to Truth Test

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The Health Angel's Secret Buzz

Buzz your body healthy!

How Hahnemann the Homeopath discovered Accelerated Healing

Boost your healing speed!

How Toni Learned to Trust and so Rebuild her Energy Levels and Voice

Build your trust.

How Santa Learned to Laugh

Learn how to Laugh Down for different Physiological Systems, which have different conditions of distress.

How Robbie Nood Saved the Skateboard Forest

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Nature's Champagne

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The Chick Magnet

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The Little Angel

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The Little Angel's Secret Treasure

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How Olga the Ogre Lost Weight  Quickly

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The Cancer Equation

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How Cinderella Turned her Glass Slippers into the Ball of a Lifetime

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How the Little Folk from the Enchanted Forest saved their Favourite Animals from Extinction

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How Caramel Marshmallow the Fairy Learned the Power of Unconditional Love

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How Abner Mality the Artistic Aardvark Released his Addictions to Ants

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How Flamelilly the Fairy Overcame an Attack of the Gremlins

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How Einstein's Son Learned to Tell Stories

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How Jack Beat the Giant at the Top of the Beanstalk

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Dr Death meets Einstein Chuckle

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One Straw Breathing and the End of Loneliness

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Your Superconscious Personality

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How the Goblins Lost their Lumps

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Breathing Tongue Position Stickers

Remember to breathe!

How Gabby the Goblin Grew a Selling Brain

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How Deepsweet from the Sylvan Dell made Making Money Easy

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How Little Bree Made her Business Big

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How Mindi the Massage Practitioner made more Money with Microcirculation Massage

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Breathing Hand Position Stickers

Remember to practise breathing!

The Hand Position for Integration

Integrate to relieve all stress. This lets you move on with your life once you have breathed the stress away.

How to Breathe Fully 1

Learn how to breathe fully if you have breathing difficulties such as asthma, bronchitis, pleurisy and other congestions.

How to Breathe Fully 2

More deep breathing for those who realise that oxygen gives you energy! In fact, one molecule of glucose gives you two molecules of energy (ATP). But in the presence of oxygen, one molecule of glucose gives you 38 molecules of energy. This is why boosted breathing - which laughing - reverses cancer.

 

Cancer cells prefer an oxygen-rich environment, but cannot get it for some reason (blockage in the blood vessels, such as tight capillary sphincters, blockage in the tissues from excess hydrophilic proteins or blockage in the emotions from unforgiveness). When you give it back to them with boosted breathing (laughing) using your Open Airway Tongue Positions and breathflow supporting Hand Positions, your cancer cells return to normal because they want the extra oxygen when they can get it.

 

Just use your breathing (mainly laughing) to remove the blockages).

Run Like Wind 1

Learn to run with hand positions that speed you up, slow you down, help you turn better, change the balance of your weight on your feet, straighten your posture, relax your back and much, much more. Learn exercises that help you to recover from injury and rebuild your wellbeing. 

Run Like the Wind 2

Learn to trampoline on small, mini-trampolines of high quality (rebounders) or large, round trampolines in your back yard to build bone density and cellular health.

The Secret Law of Attraction and the Deeper Secret Law of Manifestation

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How the Fairy Godmother Learned to Party!

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The Big Party in the Enchanted Forest

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