Celebrate the athleticism and artistry of Glenn Maxwell with the Glenn Maxwell song!

Maxwell Snatch

Scroll down video by video for the first and second halves of each, remarkable verse.

Bowl your Balls

This is the first half of the first verse. It's humorous and gets funnier in the second half.

IPL or Big Bash League

This is the second half of the first verse - "the runs are hard to beat".

Glenn Maxwell

This is the first half of the second verse. It's humorous and gets much funnier in the second half.

Umpire's Hatch

This is the second half of the second verse - much funnier than the first.

Silly Leg Peg

This is the first half of the third verse - funny!

Quack! Quack!

This is the second half of the third verse - hilarious!

Women Cricketers

This is the first half of the fourth verse. About women!

Middle Stump

This is the second half of the fourth verse - hilarious!

Barmy Army

This is the first half of the fifth verse - crazy!

Sex after Death?

This is the second half of the fifth verse - the hilarious, humorous climax! Which is what all us old, barmy cricketers think about.

What is the Maxwell Snatch?

Glenn Maxwell is famous for his gun fielding, his one-handed snatches at the cricket ball that succeed time and time again. Amazingly, he can stand inside the boundary rope, jump backwards to snatch the ball, throw it in the air back into the field, land, jump back into the field and then catch it in the field. THAT'S the Maxwell Snatch!

The Larrikin Song for a Larrikin All Rounder

Glenn Maxwell climbs into the air to snatch the ball as easily as a monkey climbing up a tree. So if you want to join in with Maxwellian fans around the world and sing this song celebrating his amazing talents, click the BANANA BUTTON coming soon. This whole song is ONLY AVAILABLE HERE, on this website. It is not on Spotify, iTunes or any other website, ONLY HERE, because this is the website of the singer/songwriter, Elvis Pavarotti.

Glenn Maxwell "at the Death"

Glenn Maxwell bowls off spin with such control that he has been used to open the bowling and close the bowling. Bowling at the end of a match, when the scores are almost level, is called "at the death", and he does this well.

So another name for this song is OWZAT! (Is there Sex after Death?). If you succeed in bowling enough "dot balls" (balls from which the batsman scored no runs) you win the match! So after death, what happens? Celebrations!

Congratulations on the birth of your first child, Logan Maverick Maxwell! After death, there is life!

Barmy Army - Sex after Death?

Now sing the Maxwell Snatch song!

Maxwell Snatch Song

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